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This was definately one of the most hilarious heads up matches I’ve had in a long time. And that probably says a lot. My Famous Last Words category has been awfully quiet, mostly because there aren’t much trash talking going on in the 1-table Sng’s, which is where I’ve been spending a lot of time, lately. Which is kind of odd, but I guess it’s easier to piss on someone when you don’t have prying eyes on you.

This bonehead is called utisdabomb12. As the screenshot suggests, he’s not a very likeable player. I decided to have some fun with him anyways.

Here’s the directors cut of the conversation:

*** FLOP *** [2s 4c 2h]
utisdabomb12: checks
joxum: checks
*** TURN *** [2s 4c 2h] [2d]
utisdabomb12: checks
utisdabomb12 said, “i have pocket 2s”
joxum: checks
*** RIVER *** [2s 4c 2h 2d] [Js]
utisdabomb12: checks
joxum: checks

*** SHOW DOWN ***
utisdabomb12: shows [8d 5h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
joxum: shows [9c Ks] (three of a kind, Deuces – King kicker)
utisdabomb12 said, “idiot”
utisdabomb12 said, “obviously i couldn’t have pocket twos”
joxum said, “why not?”
utisdabomb12 said, “5 2s in the deck idiot”
utisdabomb12 said, “god ur are stupid”
joxum said, “that’s interesting”

…

…

utisdabomb12 collected 660 from pot
joxum said, “woooow”
utisdabomb12 said, “such a bad player”
joxum said, “biggest pot”
joxum said, “that was so cool”
joxum said, “i like to pretend it’s real money”
joxum said, “sort of like that phil moneymaker”
utisdabomb12 said, “please shut up idiot”
utisdabomb12 said, “ur a fish”
joxum said, “wouldn’t u like it to be real money?”
utisdabomb12 said, “it is real money chump”
joxum said, “then you could pick it up and slip it though ur fingers”
joxum said, “like you were rich”
joxum said, “ritchie rich”

…

Board [9s 2s Jc As 4c]
Seat 1: joxum (big blind) showed [Qc 9c] and won (120) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: utisdabomb12 (button) (small blind) mucked [9d 7c]
joxum said, “wow nearly had me”
joxum said, “i outhoused u”
joxum said, “no wait”
joxum said, “outkicked you”
utisdabomb12 said, “so bad”

—

He was all wound up and wanted to play another five games and so did I. Next game I won by a pretty river suckout when we got it in with [99] vs. [AK]. And suddenly he wasn’t there anymore. Sad. I found him in a 6-max where he was already heckling the other players, so I joined in the conversation. But that’s another story.

This was the only match I lost tonight, running good at 8 wins out of 9.

/j.

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