I’m done with poker

That’s right. I’m done with poker. Bust, broke, felted and fleeced.

I’m selling my library of poker books too, if anyone’s interested, please use the link at the bottom of the page.

As I mentioned the other day I had a little windfall. So tonight, I thought “Aw, to Hell with it all, let me try and pull it off – just one time”. So I put it all on the line. I took the entire roll and entered a heads up sit’n go.

Things were going okay. I was a little behind, but I had this guys number, so I knew it was only a matter of time before I had him by the family jewels as well.

Then I get dealt suited Kings and figure now’s the time to spring the trap:

Poker Stars $100+$5 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t25/t50 Blinds – 2 players – View hand 618968
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: t1855 M = 24.73
Hero (BTN/SB): t1145 M = 15.27

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
BB raises to t150, Hero raises to t450, BB calls t300

Flop: (t900) 7 3 J (2 players)

Woot – pretty much the nuts here – Overpair and a flopped flush. What more do I need?
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t900) 9 (2 players)

Only one card in the deck that can beat me now
BB bets 300, Hero raises t495 to t795 and is all-in, BB calls t495

Final Pot: t900
BB shows A 5 (Flush, Ace high)
Hero shows K K (Flush, King high)

I don’t know what to say. Except goodbye and good luck to you all. I’m done with this shit. Poker is rigged.

I’ve made a list of books that are for sale. Let me know, if your’re interested, they are almost all unread.

/j.

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joxum WTF, heads up, key hands, sick handsComments (5)

  1. Dave Memphis MOJOApril 1st, 2010 at 19:40 | #1Reply | QuoteWhew, glad I clicked on your list of books to sell. I was worried there for a while.
  2. CrashApril 1st, 2010 at 20:04 | #2Reply | QuoteHa! I didn’t click on the book list until I saw MOJO’s comment. Was having trouble thinking of what to say.
  3. joxumApril 2nd, 2010 at 19:51 | #3Reply | QuoteWow, and I thought that stuff like: “Then I get dealt suited Kings…” or “Overpair and a flopped flush..” were dead giveawaysHeh me!/j.
  4. CrashApril 2nd, 2010 at 23:53 | #4Reply | QuoteI thought European decks might be different……………..Actually, I was so upset, I just skimmed it, and you hooked me.